*hides good snacks from family members*
joshsux: when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
sloth-grunge: do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
kanyeandkimsbaby: nyozeka: aligra-mace: nyozeka: i hope my first child is a dragon wich can turn into a cantalope .. wait thats the melon thin how is this fictional bunny with dear/moos horn thingys? $1.1 Billion
africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
dorfs: Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
genericanimegirl: teachers trynna give u homework the last few weeks of school
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
celestiadarknessdementiaravenway: IS THE WORD ‘BAT’ A COMBINATION OF ‘BIRD’ AND ‘RAT’
drarna: things that everyone can agree on the earth is round dinosaurs are sick as hell scrappy doo is the single most annoying character that has ever been conceived by the human imagination followed by caillou as a close second
homosaurus-rex: homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us. can we talk about how this is still getting notes
themisadventuresofmaddy: do you ever feel like you’re just sort of there like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care...
toukos: austriasweden: toukos: héllo yés í ám spéákíng frénch *Bonjour. *Oui, *je *suis *parler *français ok congratulations u missed the joke good job